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News from 31/03/2007

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Giles Smith, Andrew Robson, Janice Turner, Christina Hardyment, Cath Urquhart, Helen Atkinson Wood, Robert Mugable, Robert Cole, Juliet Clough, Bel Mooney, Neelam Verjee, David Brown, Leo Lewis Asia Business Correspondent, Debbie Koritsas, Gary Duncan, Simon Barnes, Amanda Ursell, Jane MacQuitty, Martin Morris, Vernon Kay, Simon Hills, Rachel Tims, James Rossiter Property Correspondent, Ramita Navai, John Mulvey, Nacny Durrant, Alexandra Frean Education Editor, Lee Rayfield, Tony Turnbull, Philip Howard, Hannah Betts, Julia Brookes, Carol Midgley, John Freeman, David Lister Scotland Correspondent, Christine Seib, John Bird, David Chater, Kate Wighton, Joanna Bale, Sally Muggeridge Cheif Executive, James Ducker, Tony Ring, Dominic Wells, Rachel Campbell-Johnston, Clive Davis, Richard Hobson One-Day Cricket Correspondent, Elizabeth Judge, Ian Paisley, Lucia Van Der Post, Graham Stewart, Richard Herring, Martin Aston, Sam Marlowe, Wendy Ide, Jeremy Whittle, Simon Hardeman, John Bungey, Robin I. Morgan, Geoff Brown, Gerald Davies, Giles Coren, Robin Pagnamenta, David Sharrock, Vivienne Parry, Antonia Senior, Martin Fletcher, Dr Copperfield, Ben Webster Transport Correspondent, John Arlidge, Ian Somervaille, Jane MacArtney, Valerie Elliott, Vinny Lee, Siobhan Kennedy, Debra Craine, Shirley English, Gary Jacob, Mike Pattenden, Tass Darlington, Ken Broad, Jenny Lewis, Tom Charity, Allan Simmons, Victoria Segal, Peter Culshaw, Dr Jane Collins, Michael Harvey, Tim Reid, Daniel Finkelstein, Margaret E. Hanlon, Ruth Gledhill Religion Correspondent, Dan Sabbagh, lan Johns, Libby Purves, Chris Riley, Candida Crewe, Jo Morris, Alan Hamilton, Elizabeth Colman, Peter Prescott QC, Ben Machell, Lucy Lord, Rhys Blakely, Valerie Elliott Consumer Editor, Tina Gaudoin, David Hands, Jonathan Richards, Michael Glover, Adam Sherwin Media Correspondent, Graham Taylor, Jonathan Sacks, Lucy Sweeney, David Charter, Tim Teeman, Jeremy Plester, Hugo Rifkind, Derwent May, Steve McClaren, Aggie MacKenzie, Russell Kempson, Emma Mahony, Tom Whitwell, Ray Kluun, Ed Potton, Oliver Kay, Stephen Anderton, Sarah Vine, Mark Atherton, Lisa Armstrong, Neil Harman, Michael Theodoulou, James Harding Business Editor, Rick Broadbent, Melanie Wright, Tom Baldwin, Martyn Palmer, James Rossiter, David Lawrenson, Sam Coates, Christopher Martin-Jenkins, Sally Baker, Antonia Senior Personal Finance Editor, Ian McKellen, David Baddiel, Pete Paphides, Elalne Naughton, Rob Wright, ZoË Strimpel, Christina Koning, Magnus Grimond, Mary Willis, Neil Harman Tennis Correspondent, Raymond Keene, Kate Saunders, Matthew Pryor, Jenny Eden, Matt Dickinson, Richard Brass, Rebecca O'Connor, Andrew Roberts, Gordon Ramsay, Rhys Webster, James Clegg, John Unsworth, Sean O'Neill, Jeannette Hyde, Kaveh Solhekol, Dominic O'Connell, Nigel Hawkes, Jeremy Page, Peta Bee, Zoë Strimpel, Professor Roderick A. Smith, Martin Griffith, Bronwen Maddox, Edwina Currie, Michael Morpurgo, Hattie Garlick, Rick Jones, Chris Campling, Helen Nugent, Richard Owen, Laura Deeley, Christopher Martin-Jenkins Chief Cricket Correspondent, Ross Leckie, Marcel Berlins, Roger Boyes, Tom Whipple, Peter Dixon, Nick Hasell, James Charles, Thomasina Miers, James Naughtie, Stewart Tendler, David Hands Rugby Correspondent, Tom Dart, Frank Egerton, Julian Muscat, Mike Mulvihill, Nicholas Clee, Jane Wheatley, Felipe fernández-Armesto, Nigel Kendall, Gerard Baker US Editor, Joanna Pitman, Dominic Kennedy, Suzy Wallace, James Doran, Tom Cox, Robert Crampton, Steve Hawkes, Jane Shilling, Blake Morrison, Alex O'Connell, Thomas Catán, Craig Lord, Ian Johns, Dominic Maxwell, Anthony Browne Chief Political Correspondent, Prue White, Mark Bridge, Virginia Blackburn, Amanda Craig, George Caulkin, Sonia Verma, Caitlin Moran, Sheila Keating, Neil Fisher, Iain Finlayson, Mike Wilson, Ben MacIntyre, Helen Pridham, Andrew Ellson, Peter Shapiro, Rachel Wills, Bess Twiston Davies, Dominic Maxwell the Times Comedy Editor, Richard Beeston Diplomatic Editor, Rajeev Syal, Angellica Bell, David Bolchover, Jacqui Goddard, David Hutcheon, John Naish, Jason Mellor, Martin Waller, Mark Henderson, Chris Ayres, Michael Horsnell, Christopher Irvine, James Jackson, Patrick Foster, Gabriel Rozenberg Personal Investor, Nigel Hawkes Health Editor, Brian Hodgson, Anna Shepard, Louise Cohen, Benedict Nightingale, Angus Batey, Brian Logan, Sam Coates Political Correspondent, Holly Grigg-Spall, Dr Thomas Stuttaford, Jill Crawshaw, Nicola Woolcock, Leo Lewis, Stephen Dalton, Richard Morrison, Frances Gibb, Bill Edgar, Tony Halpin, Alice Miles, Tom Chesshyre, Alyson Rudd, Adam Sherwin, James Christopher, Simon Crompton, Rupert Thomson, Tim Rice, Alan Jackson, Owen Slot, Olav Bjortomt, Cath Urquhart Travel Editor, Kim Newman, Fiona Hamilton, Jan Raath, David Robertson, Richard Ford, Bryce Elder, Peter Hitchens, Dame Maggie Smith, Elaine Quigley,

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Index Pension timebomb — Brown defied advice Exclusive Chancellor told his move would hurt poor Times wins two-year fight to release papers Hail the King Child's play Risks of riding EU snub over call to ban Iran exports Yard to join inquiry Face cream frenzy Plasticine power Comment World Business Register Sport Timesonline Quick find The Times Picture Gallery Books Travel The Knowledge Magazine Body&Soul Money Fiasco over doctors' jobs forces head of training to resign New selection system in chaos Fears that patient care will suffer Missing out Do not pass go, do not go to jail . . . games speed up across the board Faster versions of old favourites Makers aim to attract teenagers David Wilson Homes No hat, no money, no boot Innocent words that took a scythe to your savings Liberal Democrats to return donation Guildhall closed Cathedral Muslim Hospital discharged Picture Gallery The party's over if you don't invite me, TV boss tells staff Mirror apologises over Kate Middleton picture The Name Sake 'i care about you all and I'm upset' EU refuses to back Britain over call to threaten exports freeze Iran captives Blair is left to make a statement of disgust after the airing of another video from captured British troops An erratic regime spoiling for a fight 'They will be scared by sound of death chants' Iran captives Change in handwriting between the letters is evidence of pressure Currys Superbug linked to deaths of 17 elderly patients at hospital Ambulance crews gave false response times Deadly strain Anti-wrinkle cream that works causes riots in aisles Mfi Take your pick Halfords MPs call for lobbyists to end secrecy over clients Contracts curb in public sector Blair yet to name Chequers guests Maxxed out TK Maxx faces prosecution over breach of card security WA Shearings Barclays Wealth Armed robbers get life amid tightest trial security ever Multiple Display Advertising Items Hp Network Rail fined £4m over disaster Paddington crash apology 'is too late' Safety failings were inexcusable Holiday Inn Virgin atlantic In love with the singer, but not a clue about the songs Gaelic passion 'beyond language' Tag Heuer Rapper named in poem 'boasted about killing' 17-year-old lives near murder scene Locals refuse to talk to the police Multiple Display Advertising Items Janice Turner David Bolchover Comedy ain't what it used to be (but don't tell foreigners) Intransigent of the week The week Charmer of the week Camouflage Unquotable of the week Realism of the week Bordering on Barbarity Iran's despicable treatment of British hostages leaves it isolated Undue Influence The murky relationship between public bodies and private lobbyists Bored Games Short attention spans are taking their toll on Monopoly and Scrabble Whose night song is the most dramatic: hippo, hyena or lion? Picture Gallery What must Iran make of this free woman? A right to vote Blogs that count UN reaction to Iran's seizure of our sailors Train strain Timesonline The end of slavery in Britain Short-changed Tory tactics . . . Rites of spring High romance Hands and knees Rights for gorillas! Oh, and humans If Conrad Black's guilty, so are millions more Just a spot of match-fixing, 190 years ago Multiple Display Advertising Items Inmates could be freed to ease prison crowding Multiple Display Advertising Items Ancient History in schools is to become a thing of the past Final exam board is dropping a level Schools say pupil interest is booming Do not walk, forget buses and bicycles - Britons love the car European rivals are more active We can't blame weather, says study MacDonald Bath Spa Hotel My Week Currys Brown boosts credentials in flying visit to front line Sunshinethemovie Fruit smoothies ripe for taxman Blended drinks attract full VAT rate Ruling a blow to healthy eaters Heinz in Pole position for latest ethnic cuisine boom Saga of the 'stolen' gold wreath could loosen British hold on Elgin Marbles 'Looted' artefact returns to Greece Museums facing removal of treasures Hand it back Offenders escape £15 charge Man burnt as oil tank explodes Police chief backs off IRA story Farewell to another Concorde Boots Tears and cheers as Burberry employees march out of work Will auld acquaintance be forgot as Scots go it alone? State of the Union 30 years ago Gordon Brown was the toast of student radicals in Edinburgh. Now he is seen as part of the Establishment — and out of touch with Scotland's new direction, writes Martin Fletcher Marksandspencer Nationalists head for power Dfs Dfs The Times took an obscure puzzle and turned it into a global craze: now 32 nations square up for the world title Could you be a champion? Uncle stole cash donated for sick boys Money was spent on plasma television Children suffer from brain damage Multiple Display Advertising Items Farewell to arms as troops begin Crossmaglen pullout Bonhams Demob happy Su Doku solutions Hilton U-turn for a political pretender The week on the web Multiple Display Advertising Items Not so coool Square route Timesonline Wife-beating rejected in 'new' Koran Translation alters controversial verse Family fears for safety of author Bringing it all together In translation Appeal judges free Holocaust survivor Veil ruling upheld Ferry man charged £5,980 per bottle Visitcardiff Archbishop is taking a break to prepare for schism battle How many schoolgirls can fit in a phonebox? Falkland islanders make millions by trawling the ocean for 'white gold' Wool has had its day and oil has yet to fulfil its early promise, but Alan Hamilton finds that the islands' fragile economy is finally thriving on fish Falkland figures Hilarious, dark, bruising trip through the looking glass First night Theatre The Wonderful World of Dissocia Royal Court, SW1 Against a Million 300 Became Legend Shops Protected Pakistan Germany Scotland Yard called in as cricket murder police struggle to cope Fears that local force missed clues Forensic science facilities are poor What we know What we don't know Lastminute Optimistic Olmert talks up hope of peace in five years Enduring bond starts to creak under strain Violation Nanking victim ready to sue Japan 'Comfort woman' was raped at 13 Tokyo denies wartime coercion Oscar Wild arrested for 'gross indecency' Mugabe gets backing of party for five more years Endorsement after 'frank' talks Summit discusses aid for Zimbabwe PC World Donations for sick girl top £1,000 (AP): No go for web 'red-light' area (AFP): Ban on texts during elections Mystery of the Vatican 'angel' Sir Winston Churchill resigns as Prime Minister (Reuters): Film studios feel the heat Inside the bunker, it's all too much to laugh off Multiple Display Advertising Items Foreign staff: Army hospital apology Markwarner Teenagers answer the call of duty Brother and sister raise $1m for troops Old mobiles fund soldiers' calls home Invesco Perpetual City trench that bars way to refugees and killers Security ring dug around sanctuary Iraqis flee to Kurdish region The Times Genteel hunger strike and a protest in suits poses big threat to President Action continues over Chief Justice Pakistanis want democracy restored Charges against top judge may be justified Sainsbury's Maradona, sex, drugs and the Mafia: critics say film is wrong way to tackle his life Playing up Loyalists plot to keep Putin at the helm Move 'vital for stability of Russia' Opposition says it's a Kremlin ploy Left-field humour gives leader of party a red face Multiple Display Advertising Items Darling! You've sailed back to me Swan stays true to her plastic pedalo Spectacle at zoo attracts 1m visitors Ibis Just friends (Reuters): Plane lands safely after hijack attempt (Reuters): Nude Jesus out (AP): Crime ring charge (AFP): Death halts games (AP): Bombers hanged (AFP): Spears divorce The Sunday Times BetonSports founder held BAA under threat Tax errors fines Quote of the day Man shares slide Business big shot KKR invites minority investors to join £10bn Boots bid Bidders raise offer to £10.40 a share Books opened for due diligence work Timesonline Wallace and Gromit head back to Hollywood after deal with Sony Index Stock markets Distasteful Alliance overshadows approach for Boots Scramble for dominance Picture Gallery Criminal policy Commodities TD waterhouse Currencies Need to know Results in brief BA considers trumping £2.4bn Iberia bid UBS appointed to advise on move Carrier buys more slots at Heathrow South West There is good news, and there is bad news A nitwit e-mail suggests all the jolly office pranks … City Diary Picture Gallery The Times Unseemly scenes in Barcelona, at the World Retail Congr City Diary Word out of place on the wharf City Diary Advice you simply couldn't make up City Diary OFT refers BAA case to Competition Commission Ericka Dunlap Standard Chartered is on to me. The bank's annual Great City Diary Rumour of the day In the know Director deals Bet of the day Tiddler to watch Taxpayers to face penalties over mistakes made by the Revenue Errors by advisers no longer a defence Accountants fees likely to rise Scottish regiment uniform orders go to England Shift in blame Timesonline Monday The Week that was Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Investors take fright at Vodafone's shrinking UK margins Acquisitions in Europe ruled out Chief favours network sharing Shares in Man Group fall in spite of $5bn windfall Business big shot John Duffield Duffield to net £158m from share placing Rentokil sells video camera business Torex for sale Daniels bonus leap No Reit turn Pay rise at Wimpey Property stock exchange set to launch BSkyB retreats from bidding for Pipex Click movers Taking account of investment The Sunday Times US offshore internet gambling rules 'illegal' IBM Demand for ethanol fuels US corn boom (Reuters): Airline merger may 'hurt competition' Falling confidence (Reuters): Amaranth claim (Reuters): Boardroom move Korea seeks escape from uncertainty Talks falter on US trade agreement Regional issues need attention Seoul searching for the Winter Olympics prize The Times Unit-linked insurance Investments Full funds service at timesonline. co. uk/funds British funds Billionaire sets up 'mission' to help nation's poorest The grandfather of private equity, Sir Ronald Cohen, aids entrepreneurs who can drive social change The Times Ties that bind - five chairmen caught in the web of the British bid frenzy Wall Street London Financial Futures Major indices Commodities Eurotop 100 Money rates % Sterling spot and forward rates FTSE volumes European money deposits % Gold/precious metals Baird & Co Dollar rates Other sterling Exchange rates S&N continues to climb as rumours of a bid persist Large caps Downbeat Optimistic tumbles Small caps Gilts Dividends provide a vital clue in debate over private equity Equity Prices Jacuzzi Multiple Classified Advertising Items Multiple Classified Advertising Items The Rev Cormac Rigby Broadcaster who spent 20 years as the voice of Radio 3 before finding his vocation in the Romance Catholic priesthood The Rev Cormac Rigby, broadcaster, priest and ballet lover, was born on May 5,1939. He died of cancer on March 27,2007, aged 67 Ernst Haefliger Swiss tenor with a richly varied repertoire was known for his thoughtful and perceptive interpretations Ernst Haefliger, tenor, was born on July 6,1919. He died on March 17,2007, aged 87 Faith Modem Times Tupper Saussy Composer and writer whose work creatively fused his classical music background with prevailing pop genres Tupper Saussy, musician, painter and writer, was born on July 3,1936. He died of a heart attack on March 16,2007, aged 70 Faustino Oramas Singer and songwriter who achieved emblematic status through his sly and witty songs of the everyday life of Cuba Faustino Oramas, Cuban singer and songwriter, was born on January 4,1911. He died on March 27,2007, aged 96 Once upon a time, long ago, there was a nation in slavery Faith We must pause at this amber light Before the restraints on human-animal cell research are lifted, the ethical dilemmas must be properly debated Faith news Erasmus at the table, friends on the wagon and a tenner up the Swanee Modern times Feather report Readers reply What to look out for A shocking photo of a dying child is not the end of the story Feedback A reader asks: do reporters just walk away from the tragedies they cover? Court Circular Memorial service Dinners Service appointments Legal news Births Deaths Multiple Display Advertising Items Forthcoming Marriages Ruby Anniversaries Multiple Classified Advertising Items Multiple Display Advertising Items Clifford James Multiple Display Advertising Items Multiple Display Advertising Items Multiple Display Advertising Items Multiple Display Advertising Items Kitchen Restoration The Sunday Times Met Office abandons its bucket and spade reports Weather Eye Birthdays On This Day March 31,1964 The Times reports on hairdressers as they come to term with a generation of young men who don't want to look like their dads Weather Discreet Cat to pounce in tactical battle Racing Jockeys hold key to World Cup Local knowledge can make difference William Hill Ascot Yesterday's results Lingfield Park Cycling Wolverhampton Big-race betting Football Bolodenka on track for Lincoln triumph Racing Uttoxeter Newcastle Course specialists Romero's pursuit of change bodes well for the future Cycling World Track Championships Silver medal for former top rower Britons extend their dominance Ascot Racing Newmarket Resident Offers High Class Horse Racing Infor High Cotton again bids to lose his maiden tag at Ascot Kempton Park Ochoa's pursuit of top spot thrills Mexico Golf Kraft Nabisco Championship Football Results Basketball Golf Ice hockey Motor racing Rackets Rugby league Rugby union Numbers add up to a new queen Snooker Speedway Squash Swimming Tennis Today Football Weekend's fixtures Rugby league Rugby union Other sport Football Tomorrow Rugby league Rugby union Other sport Turning man into dolphin Balfour provides welcome relief for Britain against tide of US success First breaststroke medal for 29 years Americans break two more records Ian Thorpe, the five-time Olympic gold medal-winner, … Toseland can strike all the right notes in MotoGP Motorcycling Bradford narrowly escape Castleford's clutches Rugby league Carnegie Challenge Cup O'Sullivan to quit in two seasons' time Win for England No traction control Rudolph sparks row Bowdon double bid St Helens compile tries and injuries Ibañez holds the key for Wasps to unlock Irish opposition Rugby union Heineken Cup quarter-finals 34-year-old says he can get better Leinster often flatter to deceive Scarlets celebrate after passion play brings memorable victory Grayson is determined to right sinking ship Leicester dare not underestimate Stade Rugby union Wilkinson's endeavours fail to sway French test European Challenge Cup Bmibaby Djokovic joins the name game in search of high-profile accessories Tennis McEnroe targeted for Serb's corner LTA meetings were 'misconstrued' The Times Let's hear it for the boys Murray finds Serbian rival a bridge too far again Miandad maintains his influence in Pakistan's thinking Cricket Timesonline 'No more evidence on Cronje' Herbie Frogg Gritty display by Collingwood is enough to paper over the cracks Cricket World Cup They may have played only 12 one-day internationals … ICC Cricket World Cup 2007 Scoreboard Super Eights Ponting will not write off Bangladesh Cricket World Cup Audi West Indies need revised strategy to prevent early exit If you can beat no-hopers and still stand tall, you'll be a Man my son Goggles at ten paces in women's whack-stroke Passion from the fans - can't it wait? Championship Your guide to the weekend's Coca-Cola League matches League One League Two Leeds retain their place in heart of jilted lover Football Rick Broadbent, in the final part of his series, sifts through the debris of a club's dramatic fall from grace Sibierski takes aim at former club The rise and fall of Leeds United Extra security for Tottenham visit Healy leaves it late to give Wise hope in battle to stay up Football Coca-Cola Championship Edf Energy Cup Final ITV and Setanta toast big-money signing in FA deal of two halves Football BBC and Sky lose their grip on rights Grade happy to pay 'sensible' price The Times High-value stakes of Cup West Ham fans rich, says chairman Higher maths or football's TV schedule for the next two seasons? Football Ferguson to throw Rooney back into breach Expectation is matching size of bellies - too big Fink Tank In the football laboratory Benítez makes Gerrard's position clear Football Lucozade Sport Wenger denies FA charges after brawl Bolton v Sheffield Utd Your guide to the weekend's Barclays Premiership fixtures Today 3pm Liverpool v Arsenal Today 12.45pm, Sky Sports 1 Newcastle v Manchester City Today 3pm West Ham v Middlesbrough Today 3pm How they stand Tottenham v Reading Tomorrow 4pm, Sky Sports 1 Charlton v Wigan Today 3pm Fulham v Portsmouth Today 3pm Manchester Utd v Blackburn Today 3pm Watford v Chelsea Today 5.15pm, PremPlus Aston Villa v Everton Monday 8pm, Sky Sports 1 Grand old Yorke finds new hunger for game under Keane Football Matt Dickinson on the unlikely pair of former Old Trafford team-mates leading the revival of Sunderland Setanta Golf Top of table Chelsea's Robben injury blow is softened by return of Cole Timesonline Times Crossword 23,563 Ferguson goes on offensive over 'mocking' of McClaren Society to blame, claims manager Wenger, Benítez also offer support The Times Dwight Yorke No joy for Joyce but England see off plucky Ireland Tennis Giles Smith Index Inside Hargreaves Lansdown Online aid for new landlords Webwatch Top Blog Case Study Ask the Experts The Week in Brief A Word to the Wise Don't blame the bogeyman Multiple Display Advertising Items OFT's good intentions will bring an end to free banking Forget patronising pink, better banking is what women want Limited options for contractors Elizabeth Colman on the rule changes that hit freelance workers who have set up as companies to cut their tax bills F&C Investments Case Study In Good Company Factfile Legal & General Pregnant pause in proceedings Helen Pridham helps a family with a second baby on the way to rethink their housebuying plans Britannia Building Society The Fergusons: what the experts say Halifax Vickey's response Make some tax year resolutions You could save thousands, says Magnus Grimond Multiple Display Advertising Items M&G Investments Invesco Perpetual You can turn the tide Andrew Ellson explains how to minimise the impact of rising water charges Multiple Display Advertising Items Inside Track Now we're really in for the long term Melanie Wright on whether 25-year fixed-rate mortgages are a wise move for borrowers Npower juice Act fast or miss the boat Mark Atherton's ISA Insight Beating the Deadline Multiple Display Advertising Items Fund in Focus Sainsbury's Chart-smart Pros and Cons Your at-a-glance sector selector Mark Atherton helps confused lsa investors to make the right choice from a dizzying array of funds Multiple Display Advertising Items Multiple Display Advertising Items The best and worst cash Isa deals Must I face Spanish inquisition? A Question of Money Multiple Display Advertising Items Hair flair: Vicky Wright's Atlas Syndrome, priced at £2,000 In search of the next big thing Virginia Blackburn on a golden opportunity to buy the work of promising contemporary artists Multiple Display Advertising Items What's It worth? Price fears are overinflated Multiple Display Advertising Items Unit trust and open-ended investment company prices Full funds service at www. timesonline. co. uk/funds Fidelity™ International Savings Watch Alliance Leicester Pension annuities Motor insurance Level-term assurance Overdrafts Personal loans Savings accounts National Savings & Investments Chelsea Credit cards Mortgages Permanent interest-bearing shares Newstaram Index Inside Next Week What lurks under the bed Teetotaller's town Stories behind the News Why the campaign stop Bournville becoming Bingeville was right Need to Know? Well, Well . . . Sheer magnetism John Naish Breakthroughs, Tips and Trends Why Mr Angry is such a tease Sell-by mate Hip to the beats Antibody Tequila therapy Super grass in jail Cow-pie risk ruminated Junk Medicine Male Fertility St Anthony's Hospital No spring in your step? We hope to feel frisky at this time of year, so why are some of us blue, not in the pink, asks Kate Wighton Don't believe the hype Spa Austria Doctor, doctor, I'm feeling funny If Stephen Merchant had followed his medical dreams, British TV would be the poorer, says Simon Crompton. He swaps tall stories with a genius Lynwodemanor Merchant's health musings Making scents of it all Inside Story Troposmia Fracturing her skull in a 60ft fall left Lucy Lord in a world smelling mainly of burnt rubber Do chickenpox scars fade? The Times Paediatric Consultant Your Problems Solved Ask Great Ormond Street Pru Health Especially for Families in the Times Today Recycling the Da Vinci codes Multiple Display Advertising Items So what, exactly, is a carbon-neutral home? Show me the bunny Breathing Space Easter Egg Trails Healthspan Reins of terror: is riding too risky for children? Riding stables are under attack from our safety-first culture. Mounting insurance premiums could drive the out of business, says Peta Bee, unless we accept that the sport is inherently dangerous How the Stars Got Started Born to be wild about garlic Home Cooking . . . With a Health Check The Times Baked garlic and bean bruschettas Nutritionist's verdict Multiple Display Advertising Items Menu Mentor Timesonline It was a night to remember Zoë Strimpel wanted to explore her Jewish roots, so she learnt to prepare a Passover feast, But she discovered there's more to meal than food Jewish food — it's all unhealthy, salty, fatty stodge, right? No . . . Multiple Display Advertising Items Stand up, be heard Making a performance out of your problems? It's the latest therapy, says Holly Grigg-Spall Fancy a go? Check out these stand-up venues Side-splitting soul-barers Best Betts Concealer Just treading water Forest Mere is relaxed and has excellent Classes — but treatments by bored staff are no treat Second opinion Love it or hate it, we want to hear from you The Times So Organic In love with a flexible friend Agony and Ecstasy Sex Advice Pin-up in a pinstripe Not Just Anybody How the Fit and Fabulous Stay that Way TV host Vernon Kay, 32, thinks people who work out are weird — but riding a tandem is normal Superdrug Index Inside A lord's prayer has been answered, and the Swan prepares to sail again The World this Week Climate Cost Image of the Week Hot Hotels Dutch Treats Irishferries Farmers, brewers, empire builders Kicking off eight pages on Australian culture, Juliet Clough discovers ancestors Multiple Display Advertising Items Need to know Ebookers How to reduce cash fees abroad Your Say Cath Urquhart Answers your Travel Queris Foreign Currency Costs Argentine Glaciers Tipping in Cyprus Multiple Display Advertising Items Multiple Display Advertising Items Multiple Display Advertising Items Multiple Display Advertising Items Department for Transport Need to know Follow the festivals Laugh outpost Comedienne Helen Atkinson Wood reviews the comedy capital Where to meet a maid You won't find high culture, but the Gold Coast is high-octane fun, says Tom Chesshyre Multiple Display Advertising Items Need to know Holiday Inn Multiple Display Advertising Items Dots in my eyes It took an overnight train ride and £3,000 but John Arlidge finally got his Aboriginal artwork Multiple Display Advertising Items Need to know Multiple Display Advertising Items Multiple Display Advertising Items Multiple Display Advertising Items He'll be happy to see you . . . Departures Hunts out the Best Ideas Saudi Arabia Thailand Desert gem Eastern stars Train whistle It's wizard in Oz Julia Brookes reveals the best family fun — from zoos to jails Multiple Display Advertising Items Multiple Display Advertising Items Paradise is just a gallop away Could our gap family ever call beautiful New Zealand home? Rachel Tims has her doubts Reader Offers Ltd Paper chase Airlines start recycling, says Tom Chesshyre The Times News in Brief Sun hot spots Noble Caledonia 'Hotel rates up' Costs rise as cities struggle to meet influx 'clux' Flux Reader Offers Ltd Multiple Display Advertising Items Multiple Display Advertising Items Mystery Guest Each Week we Send a Writer under the Covers . . . This Week: Stanley House, Mellor, Lancashire Competition Departure Board Route of the Week Nice Book Ahead Deals of the Week Multiple Display Advertising Items Australian Pacific Touring Index Index Reader's Block Erica Wagner First Word 'Truly wonderful books transcend their types' Contributors Swots and monsters Your say Timesonline Times Literary Supplement David Baddiel His Word 'Forget Jeffrey Archer. It's Tim Rice who is genuinely radical about Judas' Find the connection Vintage Chart Bestselling fiction, March 28,1993 Critic's Chart You're reading . . . Reader Chart Top 50 Bestsellers The indie top 10 They're reading . . . A halting courtship dance Ian McEwan's new novel On Chesil Beach lifts the bedcovers of a virginal young couple's first night together with musical precision. Jane Shilling listens in Extract Hot type The deals, steals and snubs from the world of books The story my grandfather couldn't tell me Daniel Mendelsohn grew up listening to family stories. But, he tells John Freeman, it was what couldn't be put into words that inspired his gripping memoir The Lost Timesonline Extract To meet the author, right click A writer's website once meant a blurry headshot, a biog and a backlist Now a new world is opening up online. And it's not just for the geeks. Tom Cox says Sites we like The Times Carry on, Jeeves! And on, and on . . . As Everyman publishes its fiftieth Wodehouse title, James Naughtie celebrates an inimitable, ageless world Win an Everyman's Library Wodehouse collection and Bollinger champagne Word aloud Metal sister and iron lady Nonfiction Politics In short High courage on the axe-edge of war Warfare The Times Once I had a secret love Fiction Fiction Rupert Thomson The Irish crime wave rolls in Crime In short My brother the dealer Novel Audiobook Letts Classics Fatal Purity Nonfiction Robespierre and the French Revolution Paperback Black Swan Green Fiction Broken Dreams Vanity, Greed and the Souring of British Football The Secret River The Boys from Dolores Fidel Castro and his Generation – From Revolution to Exile Fragile Things Short Fictions and Wonders How to survive the hols From an adventure with a gargoyle to Anthony Horowitz's latest, Amanda Craig selects children's books for Easter What's under the cat's hat? The Times A book everyone loved — but not all of you were so … The Books group Uncle Tom effect Lynch's logic Angel of the North Yesterday's youth Buy The Times at WHSmith high street stores any day … Jumbo Crossword 690 Games Cryptic clues Chess Winning move Scrabble Word watching Two brains Answers Word Watching Literary quiz Times2 Crossword 4177 Answers to Find the Connection & Literary Quiz The Listener Crossword 3923 Family Planning Bridge PictureLine Samurai Su Doku No 034 — Easy Su Doku challenge No 1259 - Difficult Killer No 475 Index Grab a role in the biggest production on the planet World of Warcraft Insider's guide Time Wapshott bids you welcome to the parallel world that awaits you on today's free DVD. This startup guide requires your undivided attention. We also recommend a nice cup of tea Welcome to your new world now meet the nice Alliance … This virtual world yields very real profits Playing games is becoming a serious business, says Times media editor Dan Sabbagh How Blizzard whipped up a global strom No Free Game? Order It Online If you go down to the Eversong Woods today . . . World of Warcraft Insider's guide Ben MacIntyre takes on the guise of a combative Dwarf and heads on a quest for real meaning in the virtual realms of Warcraft Ten Things You Never Knew You Wanted to Know about World of Warcraft Timesonline. co. uk/warcraft Ten Top Tips for Rapid Progress in World of Warcraft World of Warcraft Insider's guide Prepare to lose yourself in a world wide web of virtual adventures If you like WoW, says gaming expert Suzy Wallace, you'll love some of these online games Timesonline After WoW what comes next? Which button does what in World of Warcraft World of Warcraft At a glance Why? What ? How? Here are some answers Index BMW Rado Index Kathy Flicker Makes a Perfect Ten Contacts Sony The Dark Ages Ocean Spray Alfie and Perry's Beginners Guide to . . . Wisdom Coal Mining (Not for beginners but by beginners) I Didn't Get where I Am Today without . . . Marcus Wareing, 36, Chef-Patron of Petrus Lexiconfusion No. 126 of Bennett & Teed's Illustrated Homographs This week Haggard Slummy Mummy Advice for the Domestically Challenged Lucy Sweeney This week: Human beatboxing Microtrends Someone's Got to Do It . . . The Scare Coach Toyota Gift Vouchers Bargainhunter Out There Cobalt Blue LPG Coolhunter The Male Room Men's Stuff Russell&Bromley All Hail the King The role of Gandalf in Lord of the Rings reivigorated Sir Ian McKellen's career and afforded him national treasure status. Now he's taking on the father of all grumpy old men — King Lear. 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